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Thanksgiving is a time to gather together with your family, count your blessings, and of course enjoy favorite Thanksgiving recipes and homemade pie.
As much as we hope that there are no awkward moments with family, keep these thanksgiving jokes up your sleeve just in case you need to lighten the mood.
While you're waiting for that turkey or cornbread stuffing to cook or just want some light-hearted and funny conversation around the dinner table, everyone will gobble up these funny Thanksgiving jokes.
Of course, don't forget to also enjoy these fun Thanksgiving movies and Thanksgiving activities while you're all together!
Turkey Jokes
These funny turkey jokes will have you rolling with laughter.
- What key has legs and can't open a door? A turkey.
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
- Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
- How come the turkey didn't eat dinner? He was already stuffed.
- What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather.
- Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had his own drumsticks.
- What's a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn't chicken.
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes
- What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock.
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
- Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread? It's a crummy job.
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
- Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing.
- What did pilgrims use to bake cookies? May-flour!
- How did the salt and pepper welcome the guests? By saying "Seasonings greetings!"
Happy Thanksgiving jokes
- What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
- Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? There was no thyme!
- What instrument does a turkey play? The drumsticks!
- What kind of key can't open doors? A tur-key.
- What kind of noise does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble.
- What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.
Pilgrim Thanksgiving Jokes
- What did pilgrims wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
- What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock.
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
- Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread? It's a crummy job.
- What did pilgrims use to bake cookies? May-flour!
Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes
- "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Norma Lee." "Norma Lee who?" "Norma Lee I don't eat this much!"
- "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Arthur." "Arthur who?" "Arthur any leftovers?"
- "Knock Knock." "Who’s there?" "Dewey." "Dewy who?" "Dewey have to wait long to eat?"
Thanksgiving Puns
- Pie love you.
- I'm all about the baste.
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey.
- I only have pies for you.
- Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.
- This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
Thanksgiving Jokes For Kindergarteners
- What is the difference between Halloween and Thanksgiving? One has gobblers, the other has goblins.
- What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google.
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
- What does an injured turkey say? Wobble, wobble.
- Who scared the cranberry? The booberry.
- Why do pilgrim's pants always fall down? Because they were their buckles on their hats!
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